Victoria, a student at a school specifically designed to enable young girls to marry rich men, seems ready to commit to engagement with a man worth $100 million, much to the envy of a young man who yearns for her affections, despite not being rich enough. With the help of his pretty computer-hacker girlfriend he builds an impressively wealthy but phony bio of himself in the hopes of winning Victoria's heart through money.

Down in Hell, one of the head demons and his lovely assistant try to corrupt Homer, a mortal on Earth who has never done anything wrong. Their plan: sending a gorgeous apprentice devil to get him started in his sinful ways...

The stern, matronly director of the Miss Modesty beauty pageant expects her girls to follow the rigid rules of the pageant, which means no men. Three girls decide they've had enough and go man-hunting.

CARNIVAL TIME IN RIO and The Electric Blue Team stumble across Ronnie Biggs being detained at his pleasure by three of the cutest conchitas you've ever seen. These Brazilians will drive you nuts.

An advice columnist for the lovelorn finds her job in jeopardy when her boss thinks she needs a fresher approach. With her love-life at a standstill and at a loss for new advise, she is unwittingly aided by an office boy with a knack for saying just the right things.

In a clinic for the chronically horny patients are brought in in various stages of sexual frustration. The founder of the clinic, a tower of will power and abstinence on the outside, is secretly just as horny as many of the patients his staff cures.